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Our very old collection of
Doctor, Doctor jokes.
Doctor,
Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor, everyone
keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve
lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
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Doctor,
Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a
wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pair of curtains
Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor my son has
swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking I’m invisible
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My
little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing
develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't
get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel
like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor,
Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't
help give me a ring!
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Doctor,
Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
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Doctor,
Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
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Doctor,
Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk
about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
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Doctor,
Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands
shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
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Doctor,
Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer
and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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Doctor,
Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
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Doctor
Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
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Doctor,
Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
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