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Can you say these without getting muddled? Try them on your friends and teacher. 

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

 bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble.

Ape cakes, grape cakes.
Ape cakes, grape cakes.
Ape cakes, grape cakes.

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?

"What ails Alex?" asks Alice.

Andrea and Andrew ate eight acid apples accidentally

The little addled adder added ads

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

She sells seashells on the sea shore.

Abe and Babe will grab a grub from Greg.
Will Abe and Babe grab a grub from Greg?
If Abe and Babe will grab a grub from Greg,
Where's the grub from Greg Abe and Babe will grab?

Ann Anteater ate Andy Alligator's apples, so angry Andy Alligator ate Ann Anteater's ants.

Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

Higgledy Piggedly! Higgledy-Piggedly! Higgledy Piggedly!

Horrible Heidi hears hairy Horace holler.

Heed the head henpecker!

High roller.
Low roller.
Lower a roller.
The hare's ear heard ere the hare heeded.

How much hair could a hairnet net, If a hairnet could net hair?

Harry Hunt hunts heavy hairy hares.
Does Harry Hunt hunt heavy hairy hares?
If Harry Hunt hunts heavy hairy hares,
Where are the heavy hairy hares Harry Hunt hunts?

Hurry, Harry! Hurry, Harry! Hurry, Harry!

"Hello, Harry Healy!" hollered Holly Hartley.

If a Hottentot taught
A Hottentot tot,
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottentot tot
Be taught to say "ought,"
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot
A Hottentot tot
Was taught by a Hottentot tutor,
Should the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoots and toots
At the Hottentot tutor?

In Huron, a hewer, Hugh Hughes,
Hewed yews of unusual hues.
Hugh Hughes used blue yews
To build sheds for new ewes;
So his new ewes blue-hued ewe-sheds use.

How hollow Helen Hull hobbles on hills!

Hiccup teacup!
Hiccup teacup!
Hiccup teacup!

A haddock! A haddock!
A black-spotted haddock!
A black spot
On the black back
Of a black-spotted haddock!

 

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